Sunday, August 23, 2009

How to tell if your coworker is the Devil

* Office extension is 666.
* Borrows your soul without asking, doesn’t put it back.
* Half goblet of blood left in break room.
* Brings pitchfork to work in blatant defiance of “No Weapons” policy.
* Lingering sulfur smell in restroom.
* Contribution to office potluck is a live goat.
* Keeps possessing your laptop.
* Constantly listens to Black Sabbath without earphones.
* Doesn’t smoke cigarettes, just smokes.
* Consistently gets “Exceedingly Evil” on yearly performance review.